Top 10 Weird Phrases Heard in Our House

In no particular order…

• 1. “Could you please not sneeze into the batter?”
  – Irish Girl to Little Guy while making cheesecakes.
  Keep an eye out for the recipe – it’s worth the wait!
• 2. “This isn’t my band-aid – why is it on my knee?”
  – Jo-Bear, staring at his left knee.
• 3. “Where are your clothes?”
  – Said often to Peanut and Love Bug.
• 4. “Well, I was trying to hit a bug with this cantaloupe…”
  – Jo-Bear, on how he hit his head.
• 5. “Don’t take your pants off and dance on the table!”
  – Irish Girl to two-year-old nekkie stage Love Bug.
• 6. “Stop licking the cat!”
  – Me to Little Guy. Poor Buddy!
• 7. “What are you eating and where did you get it?”
  – Any adult to any of the younger four children.
• 8. “Oh! It’s not my bra; it’s me!”
  – Princess, after discovering what was bugging her all day.
• 9. “It smells like a llama in here.
  – Angel Face, for no apparent reason.
• 10. “Why are you naked?!”
  – Me to Little Guy, way too often.
  Oh yes, they call him the Streak; fastest thing on two feet…”

What are some of the strange phrases heard at your house?